The Brothers Grimm
Once upon a time . . .
there lived a very powerful Sultan whose kingdom stretched to the edges of
the desert. One of his subjects was called Ali, a man who enjoyed making
fun of his ruler. He invented all sorts of tales about the Sultan and his
Court, and folk would roar with laughter at his jokes. Indeed, Ali became
so well known, that people pointed him out in the street and chuckled.
Ali's fun at the Sultan's expense reached the point where the Sultan
himself heard about it. Angry and insulted, he ordered the guards to bring
the joker before him.
"I shall punish him for his cheek," said the Sultan eagerly, as
he rubbed his hands, thinking of the good whipping he was about to
administer.
But when Ali was brought before him, he bowed so low that his forehead
scraped the floor. Giving the Sultan no time to open his mouth, Ali said:
"Sire! Please let me thank you for granting my dearest wish: to look
upon you in person and tell you how greatly I admire your wisdom and
handsome figure. I've written a poem about you. May I recite it to
you?"
Overwhelmed by this stream of words and delighted at Ali's unexpected
praise, the Sultan told him to recite his poem. In actual fact, Ali hadn't
written a single word, so he had to invent it as he went along, and this
he did, loudly comparing the Sultan's splendour to that of the sun, his
strength to that of the tempest and his voice to the sound of the wind.
Everyone applauded and cheered. Now quite charmed, the Sultan forgot why
he had called Ali before him, and clapped at the end of the poem in his
honour.
"Well done!" he cried. "You're a fine poet and deserve a
reward. Choose one of these saddles as payment for your ability." Ali
picked up a donkey's saddle and, thanking the Sultan, he hurried out of
the palace with the saddle on his back. When people saw him rush along,
they all asked him:
"Ali, where are you going with that donkey's saddle on your
back?"
"I've just recited a poem in honour of the Sultan, and he's given me
one of his own robes as a reward!"
And winking Ali pointed to the saddle!