Cosmic Income Tax
by Marie T. Russell
It's that time of year... Income Tax Time. As I was looking over my income tax form, I reflected that in a `truly enlightened' society, Uncle Sam's yearly
required report would contain a lot of different types of deductions. For example, how
come we can't claim our inner child as a dependent? And for that matter, for those of us
who are co-dependent, we should be able to claim something for co-dependents, not just
dependents. Or if you have a split personality... do those count as dependents, or at
least as a portion thereof? Or if you feel you are possessed... isn't that two beings
residing in one body? Sounds to me like that person should be allowed to claim for two.
And for that matter, a pregnant woman should be able to claim a dependent... that's
obvious!
And then, what do you do if you're a walk-in? Don't you get to claim move-in expenses?
And for that matter, what about channelers...don't they get to claim for providing living
accommodation to their business associates?
Looking at business expenses: If you're allowed to claim professional consultation
fees, then when you visit a psychic, channeler, tarot reader, etc. and ask any question
concerning your business or career, that as far as I'm concerned, is a professional
consultation. And actually, if you regularly consult with your Higher Self for guidance
(which of course includes business as well as personal), I think you should be allowed to
claim the time involved (you can't claim a expense, since we all know that Higher Self
doesn't charge a fee).
If Uncle Sam really took the personal growth movement seriously, we would be allowed to
claim for past-lives as well. After all, some of us are still carrying baggage and karma
from those previous lives—shouldn't we be able to claim storage costs? The wear and
tear on our body from hanging on to grudges, fear and anger, could be estimated and
included in cost of living expenses. It's expensive in energy and vitality to carry around
all that old garbage.
And if we can claim maintenance and repairs on our cars and equipment, what about our
body? After all, it definitely gets us around and is a fantastic piece of `machinery'. It
stands to reason that we can claim for our bodies also. Maintenance includes hair cuts,
massage, dental cleaning, aerobics and yoga classes, jogging shoes, etc.
Travel expenses are allowed when they are for business. Now if our purpose on Earth is
to grow and rediscover our Divinity, then any activity with that goal in mind, becomes tax
deductible. So any astral trips that you have taken lately need to be included in your
expenses... Since there is at the moment no fee for astral travel, we could perhaps claim
an estimate of 35 cents per mile, or whatever the government allows these days for
mileage. Imagine for those of us who travel to the Pleiades regularly how that could
affect our Income Tax Return.
Entertainment. Since we can claim entertainment expenses for business purposes, and our
business is personal growth, then all movies seen, books read, videos purchased, etc. can
be claimed as a part of entertaining ourselves for business reasons... After all, don't
you always learn something or get some kind of message from movies and books... even if
they are not necessarily metaphysical? Then of course all traveling expenses to and from
movies, classes, seminars, etc., also fall into the claimable category.
Telephone bills are presently allowed for business purposes. Now what to do when
telephones become obsolete because everyone is communicating telepathically? Must be a way
that Uncle Sam can allow us a deduction for that... My one question though is how can we
prove the length of calls. Ma Bell won't be able to clock in on this one... Oh, well,
we'll have to give that one some thought.
Now that ascension is on the rise (ok I'm allowed at least one pun in here), do we get
to claim moving expenses? And how much does it cost to ascend? I would include whatever
classes, workshops, trainings, etc. that have contributed to your ascension
experience—these should be claimed because they are part of the preparation for the
move... Makes sense to me!
Health Insurance. First of all that is a misnomer. They need to call that sickness
insurance. Because that's what it's for. Now Health Insurance payments should be the
amounts we spend on such things as therapy, massage, energy healing, vegetarian foods, and
other healing modalities — after all those are the things that ensure our health.
Then there are donations to non-profit organizations. Now there are two things to
consider here. Many people who are in business for themselves, may indeed feel that they
are working for a non-profit organization... can they claim their time as a donation? And
then, others who volunteer to work for boy scouts, etc., since time equals money in this
society, should be able to claim a certain amount of donation per hour of volunteer
time...
When it comes to calculating your assets, you should be able to claim higher
self-esteem, more self-acceptance, unconditional love, positive thinking, etc. And losses
should take into account bad habits, co-dependencies, etc. Your net worth should be based
on an evaluation of your level of self-esteem, self-love, self-understanding,
non-judgment, etc. I think that if Uncle Sam amended it's income tax form to include these
attributes and deductions, we would quickly have a more enlightened society as everyone
would want to cash in on the deductions.
COSMIC INCOME TAX FORM
by Marie T. Russell
1998 PHYSICAL YEAR
(What's fiscal? a mispelling?) Department of the Inner Treasure
Internal Review Service Form 1998-001
INSTRUCTIONS: When instructed to claim, add number of points to plus
column.
When instructed to deduct, subtract number of points to minus hand column.
(Claims and deductions only allowed for present lifetime unless otherwise
specifically indicated)
FILL IN POINTS FOR EACH LINE ( + or -)
(claim/add 50 points for each line unless otherwise indicated)
FILING STATUS:
Number of Physical beings in body +____________
Inner Child age: _____ +____________
(if more than one claim extra 100 pts.) +____________
InnerVictim (deduct 500 pts.) - ____________
Co-Dependents (deduct 100 pts. each)
________________________ - ____________
________________________ - ____________
________________________ - ____________
Higher Self occasional visitor (50 pts.) +____________
permanent resident (500 pts.) +____________
Spirit Guides co-habitating (list names of guides) (50 pts. each)
________________________ + ____________
________________________ +____________
________________________ + ____________
Walk-in in residence (claim 100 pts.) + ____________
Split personalities: list names and type
(if "positive" claim 50
points each)
(if "negative" deduct 50 points each)
______________________+/-____________
______________________+/-____________
______________________+/-____________
______________________+/-____________
Spirit Possession (deduct 100 points) -____________
PAST LIFE DEDUCTIONS
* 1900-1990 (claim 100 points per life) +____________
* 1800-1900 (70 pts per life in this period) +____________
* 1000-1800 (30 pts per life in this period) +____________
* 0-1000 (10 pts per life in this period) +____________
* prior to J.C., exemption time expired since karma (a.k.a. as sins) erases at
that time.
EXPENSES - THIS LIFE ONLY
Past Life Therapy (10 points per session) +____________
Inner Child (50 points/child) +____________
Spirit Release a.k.a. exorcism (50 points) +____________
Co-dependent support groups (50 pts. per group) +____________
Walk-In Custodial Fees (claim 500 points) +____________
Astral Travel (claim a maximum of 5 trips/year)
within this galaxy (75 points/trip) +____________
outside of galaxy (200 pts/trip) +____________
STORAGE COSTS
Old Anger (deduct 50 points) -____________
Stress (deduct 10 points/month) -____________
Sadness and Pain (deduct 100 points) -____________
Repressed Joy (deduct 500 points) -____________
Moral Support:
Given (claim 50 points) +____________
Received (claim 50 points) +____________
INVENTORY - PRESENT LIFE ONLY
Bad Habits (deduct 15 pts per habit) -____________
Goals achieved (claim 50 points per) +____________
Goals set & not achieved
(claim 10 pts. ea) +____________
Promises made (to self or others):
Kept (claim 50 points) +____________
Broken (claim 5 points) +____________
Lies told (deduct 500 points) -____________
Grudges or resentments held
(deduct 100 points per) -____________
Judgments made against
yourself (deduct 500 pts) -____________
others (deduct 100 pts/person) -____________
BODY MAINTENANCE (Current body)
Absentee landlord (deduct 50 points) -____________
Passive Tenant (claim 75 points) +____________
Active co-creator (claim 500 points) +____________
Massage (claim 50 points per session) +____________
Energy Work (claim 50 points per session) +____________
ICC (Inter-Constellation Communication):
Active Telepathy (claim 1000 points) +____________
Passive Telepathy (claim 300 points) +____________
Talking with Spirit Guides (claim 100 pts) +____________
Talking with extra-terrestrials (claim 200 pts) +____________
Talking with Higher Self (claim 1000 pts) +____________
Talking with GOD (no claim allowed since this communication is not considered
optional)
Depreciation (claim 1 point/year of present life)
age = __________ X 1 point per year +____________
if ageless and eternal claim 1000 points +____________
EXTRA-CURRICULAR ACTIVITIES:
Daydreaming (claim 200 pts per year) +____________
Visualizations (claim 700 pts) +____________
Affirmations
Daily (claim 500 points) +____________
Sporadically (claim 50 points) +____________
TRANSPORTATION
Teleportation (claim 50 points) +____________
Transmutation (claim 100 points) +____________
Transcendence (claim 500 points) +____________
Ascension (claim 5000 points) + ____________
LOSSES (deduct 500 points per item)
loss of self esteem -____________
loss of self-respect -___________
loss of self-love -___________
loss of unconditional acceptance -____________
GAINS (claim 1000 points per item)
self-esteem +____________
self-respect +____________
self-love +____________
unconditional acceptance of self & others +____________
VISITING RIGHTS
Claim 100 points per entity you visit with regularly + ____________
TOTAL OF POSITIVE POINTS +____________
TOTAL OF NEGATIVE POINTS -____________
GRAND TOTAL = ____________
SUBTRACT THE MINUS POINTS FROM THE PLUS, AND VOILA, THERE IS TOTAL YEARLY INCOME.
Interpretation of total points up to you. Our suggestions: If you come out in the minus we
strongly advise you to do some soul-searching and inner work before your visitation rights
on this planet run out. Penalties for negative totals include reincarnation and having to
go through the whole learning process again with more difficulties attached to the course.
If your total is 5000 or more, are you sure you are still residing on this planet? You
might want to check in daily and make sure you are still here.
By the way, you will be audited at the end of this present life. Be sure you have all
your karmic information ready. Points will be granted for prior understanding of all experiences
and for clear and loving records.
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